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Unclear On The Concept

Unclear On The Concept

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lk8ESNT04

I can see by the look on their face that they’re Bosnian. It’s a very common problem they have. No, being Bosnian isn’t the issue here. I can see that they’re having some difficulties with their Frisbee. I too have struggled with Frisbee use, so I can understand their pain. I hope that they get the help they need.

It’s been so long since I was licensed to operate a Frisbee, that I too have forgotten hot to use it. Perhaps you fill it full of flaming gasoline and dump it into invading Soviet tanks? No wait — that’s not quite right.

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Gravity Is Not Your Friend

Gravity Is Not Your Friend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPRDDPN4xg

My name is Pahoyo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of diving that I developed over two seasons of falling down in the shower. It’s called Pahoyo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to dive with the strength of a boulder, the reflexes of a wounded duck, and the wisdom of a Filipino.

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Wait A Minute — Are You Saying That Wrestling Is Fake?

Wait A Minute — Are You Saying That Wrestling Is Fake?

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Seems pretty legit to me. This is as real as real gets. It’s like CNN, the New York Times, and MSNBC had a semi-retarded lovechild; that’s how real it is. I can’t see a single element of this that’s forged, fabricated, counterfeited, or faked. This is some hard-hitting, bone-crunching, butt-clenching, face-melting wrestling going on, and I’m not going to stand for anyone telling me otherwise.

Macho Man Randy Savage would be proud to see this if he was still alive. He’s looking down on us from above right now, and he’s pleased, brother. Ooh, yeah, brother!

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Post-Avant Jazzcore Is Much Better Than Progressive Dream-Funk

Post-Avant Jazzcore Is Much Better Than Progressive Dream-Funk

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That’s right folks, there’s close to 28 minutes of this. I think I can safely make fun of this without the fear of any backlash from the musical community. I’ve been told that beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all art is subjective, but come on, fellas. You can do better than this. I feel like a million angry bees are trying to burrow into my brain as my alarm clock eats me alive while the entire world disintegrates. That’s not necessarily a bad thing, but can you tone it down a little? You’re at about a ten — I need you at a four. You fellas make Philip Glass look like Ke$ha.

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