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Category: epic fail

Driving Is Hard

Driving Is Hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOurP8ItBk4

I’m not sure how they’re going to do it, but someone is going to make a made-for-TV product to directly address this issue. If the snuggie exists, then the stop crashing your truck into a bridgie can too. They won’t even need to shoot new footage for the commercial. There are hours of footage of people crashing into that bridge alone. It really makes you wonder how many bridges are accosted in the same way every day.

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You’re Worthless and Weak

You’re Worthless and Weak

Dear god — it’s horrible. It’s hideous. It’s — vertical. We live in an age of rocket-cars and hover-boards, you people should know how to operate a cameraphone at this point. I’d write my congressman to complain about this, but his secretary told me that she’ll call the cops if I write him any more letters.

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The LA Dodgers Take Their Name Too Seriously

The LA Dodgers Take Their Name Too Seriously

https://youtu.be/dLWdFeefFIA

We’re the LA Dodgers, and if you study with our eight-week program you will learn a system of being terrible at everything that we developed over two seasons of sleeping on mattresses stuffed with gold bullion and hundred-dollar bills. It’s called Dodger Kwon Do! After one week with us in our eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to run with the strength of an LA Dodger’s fan, the reflexes of a throw rug, and the wisdom of a man.

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