Dental Repairman in the Office. Superhero in the Garage

Dental Repairman in the Office. Superhero in the Garage

I don’t know about you, but all I got at the dentist was bleeding gums from overzealous hygienists. My dentist has old magazines, but no flamethrowers. I know, I looked. I pretty much look for flamethrowers wherever I go. Don’t you? You never know when you’re going to need a flamethrower. A motorized flamethrower would be even better.

No one at my dentist is a superhero/mild-mannered regular guy, like this guy in the video. He’s one hell of a good brother, too. My dentist is a magician, though. He puts metal in my mouth, and extracts coins from my pocket.

Choose Your Destructor

Choose Your Destructor

There’s popular, and then there’s this guy with the Transformers suit. Look at the delight he elicits from all the little passersby. You get yourself a transformers costume like this, and you could be just as popular with every little kid you encounter. Popularity like that comes with a catch, however. No female human old enough to drive will come within restraining order distance of you. Choose wisely.