I’m not sure if this is a Life Hack or a How-To video. I find both genres of Intertunnel video to be equally infuriating, so I think we should come up with a new category for this one. It’s a Slav-Hack. Or maybe a “Cyrillically-Challenged Instructional Video.” You could even call it a Borderline Sociopathic Promotional Tape, but for the love of god, don’t call it a lifehack. The only thing that this hacks is your ability to have fingers attached to your hands.
Hey, did you know that making miniature cars from antique sewing machines is a “thing?” Me neither. But it is. There’s tons of guys on these here intertunnels making little sewing machine cars from old Singers. Of course I imagine the antique sewing machines were worth more before they got busted up for parts, but art ain’t always about commerce, is it?
Yeah, but 1950 had Grace Kelly, Marilyn Monroe, and Sophia Loren. Advantage: ’50s.
The best kind of lie. The kind of lie told to amuse. The kind of lie designed to delight when the truth is revealed. Not like when you discover the hard way that a bra was padded. This is a magnificent lie.