I’m not sure how they’re going to do it, but someone is going to make a made-for-TV product to directly address this issue. If the snuggie exists, then the stop crashing your truck into a bridgie can too. They won’t even need to shoot new footage for the commercial. There are hours of footage of people crashing into that bridge alone. It really makes you wonder how many bridges are accosted in the same way every day.
Whoever finally comes up with the stop crashing your truck into a bridgie will probably become a millionaire overnight. If people will buy a slapchop, they’ll buy a stop crashing your truck into a bridgie.