Remember Kids, If A Stranger Offers You Drugs Say Thank You Because Drugs Are Expensive

Remember Kids, If A Stranger Offers You Drugs Say Thank You Because Drugs Are Expensive

This video had the exact opposite effect on me; now I really want to go and do some drugs. You know, Advil, Ibuprofen, Tums, the wonder drugs that work wonders. Hardcore drugs. I don’t even have a headache or anything, I’m just not going to let some feminine gym teacher who gets his hair cut by Stevie Wonder tell me how to live my life. I’m standing up to the man, even if he doesn’t seem like much of a man, man.

Also, when he said chicken club I thought he was referring to an actual chicken club sandwich, so I’m thoroughly disappointed. I would much rather have a chicken club sandwich than drugs.

2 thoughts on “Remember Kids, If A Stranger Offers You Drugs Say Thank You Because Drugs Are Expensive”

  1. DEAR LORD…this guy is COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS to the “more common” use of the slang term:
    “Chicken can be used, usually by gay men referring to other gay men, to mean a young gay man or young-appearing gay man—stereotypically describing an adolescent youth, usually one with an innocent nature.”

    And…he’s persuading boys to say they WANT TO BE PART OF THE CHICKEN CLUB?!?

  2. The video is obviously not new, so your definition is not and was not, “more common”. Chicken used to mean a young woman: think “Back Door Man”; also came up in the movie Fright Night.

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