(Warning: some salty language)

I really wish he was speaking English, then we might be able to figure out what on Earth he’s doing. Whenever he opens his mouth a sea of incomprehensible drivel pours out and all I can understand is the occasional roight.

Again with the selfies, what’s wrong with you people? Although this one isn’t a selfie in my book it’s still a bit much. I didn’t know the selfie epidemic had already spread to Australia. I was planning on fleeing to the land down under if things got too bad here in the US, but now I have no idea where my last bastion will be. Maybe I can hide out in Madagascar until the next ice age, but I don’t think they’ll have me. They only seem to want anthropomorphic zoo animals over there anyways, but I don’t take it personally.

(Many thanks to Charles Schneider for sending this one or way)