Many people have told me that there is something wrong with this fine fellow, but I would have to disagree. There is not one single aspect that seems off to me. He gave his little speech, pointed into the crowd dramatically, and was shirtless the whole time. What possibly could be wrong with that? He was quoting Rocky for poop’s sake, there wasn’t anything out of the ordinary going on. He’s not strangling puppies by the dozen and feasting on the goo inside. You people need to take a good hard look at yourselves before you criticize this dear fellow. He who is without sin among you, let him be the first to throw a red bull.

I think we could all learn a little something from our dear musclebound friend. I mean, he said it best; to directly quote him:

“GWHEA GWHEA GWHEA GWHEA GWHEA GWHEA GHWEARGHHHHHhhh.”

 What an inspiration.