It’s just basic bro-code etiquette. No dating your friend’s girl until at least six weeks after they stopped hooking up. No inviting uncool dudes, parents, or politicians to your keggers. No leaving bros out of your ultimate frisbee games in favor of other bros. No bro may wear more than five popped collars at once, unless in combination with a backwards visor or baseball cap. And above all, no signing other bros up for Belgian So You Think You Can Dance.

It’s just plain wrong.