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More Robots Are A Good Thing — Because Robots

More Robots Are A Good Thing — Because Robots

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwrjAa1SgjQ

I always knew Google would betray us, but I never thought it would be like this. I thought they’d just sell all of our information to Russian gangsters and leave it at that. Who knew that they would help create these lumbering monstrosities. They can barely keep a search engine running, and now these freaks are supposedly going to be our chauffeurs. They’re going to send out terrifying, semi-drunk robots to run through the woods and find us wherever we are. Any time we google something, a robot is going to come lumbering out of the woods and blurt out the first ten things that Google autocompletes on your iPhone.

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The PC Master Race Prevails Again

The PC Master Race Prevails Again

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As many of you may or may not know, video game consoles are for peasants. If you own a video game console in this day, there is a large demographic of people that will make fun of you until you sell that hunk of junk and buy something sensible. I too have fallen victim to the cheap thrills of an Xbox, but I found the light. I joined the PC master race. Not only can I diddle away my time playing pointless games, but I can also do reasonable things like go on the Intertunnel or make a spreadsheet. I’d like to see a video-game-console peasant try to make a word document on an XBone 720.

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It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To

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We’re striking out this week when it comes to music. I’m sorry fellas, I just can’t help myself. When I find something awful, I need to share it with you lovely people. Not because I think you want it, but because you deserve it. Everyone needs to have a chuckle at someone’s expense. Even if it’s not that much of an expense. I feel like I’m doing a public service by shoveling this crap back to the forefront of the Intertunnel. I’m like a great explorer, or the curator of an art exhibit. I’m like Indiana Jones but less masculine and completely useless at everything.

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Please Stop — You Don’t Have To Do This.

Please Stop — You Don’t Have To Do This.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWmfNeLs7fA

Dude, you’re at a 10 right now; I need you at about a 7. For the love of God try to tone it down. We’re all sensible people, and we know that you’re going through a lot right now, but you don’t have to do this. You have your whole life ahead of you. Don’t throw it all away by doing a foolish thing like becoming a deranged Russian techno singer.

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