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There’s Nuthin Wrong With Me Lovin You, Baby

There’s Nuthin Wrong With Me Lovin You, Baby

I think that I shall never see, a poem as lovely as a giraffe.

I think that’s how the poem goes — perhaps not. I never really paid attention in English class, I was preoccupied with throwing things at the teacher when she wasn’t looking. I’m a fan of giraffes. If they had a Facebook page I’d like it and leave a nice comment. Then I’d make an alternate Facebook account and bash giraffes, just so I can defend giraffes publicly to show my appreciation. Every aspect of the giraffe interests me because it all seems so horribly wrong. They’re something God made at the end of the sixth day when he was running out of parts and patience. You try creating the heavens and the Earth in six days without messing up a few times.

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All Your Lolcats Are Belong To Us

All Your Lolcats Are Belong To Us

https://youtu.be/a7k112vDJgk

Way out West there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Kyutaro. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself.Kyutaro, he called himself Kyutaro. Now, Kyutaro — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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Martha Stewart Has Really Let Herself Go

Martha Stewart Has Really Let Herself Go

Way out West there was this lady — lady I wanna tell ya about. Lady by the name of Rainbow Sponge Lady. At least that was the handle her loving parents gave her, but she never had much use for it himself. Rainbow Sponge Lady, she called himself Rainbow Sponge Lady. Now, Rainbow Sponge Lady — she didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where she lived, likewise.

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Don’t Laugh — This Is How Hitler Started Out

Don’t Laugh — This Is How Hitler Started Out

You know, the Germans make good stuff. Great trains, tanks, ball bearings, pop songs; you know, stuff like that. They’re good at producing the highest quality of everything. There’s a reason why Vince from Sham Wow proudly announces that his borderline-functional shammys are made in Germany. Germany has a long and storied history of making good stuff — and invading France.

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