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Unclear On The Concept

Unclear On The Concept

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lk8ESNT04

I can see by the look on their face that they’re Bosnian. It’s a very common problem they have. No, being Bosnian isn’t the issue here. I can see that they’re having some difficulties with their Frisbee. I too have struggled with Frisbee use, so I can understand their pain. I hope that they get the help they need.

It’s been so long since I was licensed to operate a Frisbee, that I too have forgotten hot to use it. Perhaps you fill it full of flaming gasoline and dump it into invading Soviet tanks? No wait — that’s not quite right.

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Explain, As You Would To A Child

Explain, As You Would To A Child

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I don’t know what’s happening; please send help. I need an adult. My brain has fallen and it can’t get up. What is this? What do? How do? Who do? Please elaborate, fellows. Why are we traveling towards Saturn at the speed of light? Is this what scientists are getting up to these days? I thought they were supposed to be saving the Universe from its inevitable heat-death in 4 billion years or inventing a cure for being alive for longer than 8 years. I didn’t know it was in their job description to simulate traveling through Saturn’s rings at the speed of light. I’ve seen their job description, and that isn’t in it.

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Gravity Is Not Your Friend

Gravity Is Not Your Friend

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToPRDDPN4xg

My name is Pahoyo, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of diving that I developed over two seasons of falling down in the shower. It’s called Pahoyo Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to dive with the strength of a boulder, the reflexes of a wounded duck, and the wisdom of a Filipino.

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You’ll Fry Your Eye Out, Kid!

You’ll Fry Your Eye Out, Kid!

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Lasers — lasers are cool. Lasers have topped the yearly cool list since their introduction in the 60s. While other cool items have gone out of fashion, lasers have remained steady in their position of coolness. They’ve outlasted everything from leather pants to wearing sunglasses at night. Even at their advanced age,  lasers still climbing the charts to the top of the coolness list as modern fashion and pop culture runs out of ugly things for us to wear and useless trinkets like an iPhone for us to carry around.

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