Here’s to you, Mr.Theresnowayi’mgoingoutsideinslippersandatoqueandshovelingthedrivewaythefootballgameisonandijustgotmysnuggiearrangedjustso.
See, this guy gets it. You buy radio-controlled toys for your kids at Christmastime, and let them play with them for several minutes. Then they get bored and go back to playing Clash of Clans on their smartphones. Bwahahaha. Now it’s your turn.
You make up some pretext to take that baby down into the basement: Replacing the batteries. Tweaking the steering. It doesn’t matter, you’re lying.
Then you turn it into a snowplowing wonder. Make sure you make it completely useless for any type of fun, so the kids don’t get any bright ideas when they see you taking care of the walk with it. Just casually mention that you fixed it for them, and ask them if they’d like to take a turn. I guarantee no takers. Then send your kids out to get the mail.