I don’t speak German, but I’m entirely full of myself, so I’m absolutely sure I can translate what they’re saying. I heard one of them ask, “Are any delicious frankfurters involved?” and the other replied, “Yes, delicious frankfurters are only a kilometer away.” There’s no need to check if I’m right. If I’m wrong, it’s still better than the truth.

Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way, we can truly appreciate the context of the video. A merry band of Germans had a quest to choke down wieners on their lunch break. It’s a lot more interesting than most of the trite garbage I post here. Many of the videos on this site don’t feature any sort of tubular pre-cooked meat-like products assembled from various PG-13, R, and X rated parts of animals that died before they could be sold to a vivisectionist. Videos without some form of luncheon meats or tubular pink slime delivery systems are inferior, and I know it. It’s a wonder that I haven’t been fired from this gig yet, what with all the time I spend down at the Citgo watching the hot dogs from 2009 slowly turn on the rollers over by the Red Bull display.  Then again, I’m in a blogger’s union, so the only person who can fire me now is Jesus himself. And as anyone knows that’s taken a long look at the Internet, God don’t enter into it.