Unbelieveable, absolutely unbelievable. The man is on top of a building so high that if you dropped a penny off the side it would rip the spine out of any pedestrian it hit, and he checks his phone for text messages. That’s something you do waiting in line at the DMV or at your grandma’s funeral, not while one thousand some odd feet in the air. Wave, scream, laugh, cry, jump, do a flip, I don’t really care. Please stop playing with your stupid phone.
This whole selfie business has got to stop. If you want to take a picture of something, take its damn picture. Don’t insert yourself in every photo for the sake of seeing your face plastered on everything. You’re not Stalin, the proletariat aren’t going to erect you an effigy on every street-corner.
You’re not as interesting as you think you are and your family likes to pretend you’re adopted.