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Boots: Mother Nature’s Brakes

Boots: Mother Nature’s Brakes

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I met a car repairman once. Well, he used to be a car repairman. This video reminds me of the time he quit his job. On a bright and sunny afternoon, he had an argument with his boss while working under my car. Then, he quit, rolled out on his creeper and took off like these guys did. He basically invented this skateboarding stuff. Everybody went crazy over it. Skateboarding was the bee’s knees.

Me, I couldn’t care less about his skateboards. I just want my car back!

“Can You Guys Wait for Me? I’m Getting Tired”

“Can You Guys Wait for Me? I’m Getting Tired”

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I didn’t know you could dress up like a flying squirrel to go skydiving. I guess it immerses you in the flying squirrel experience. That’s what I think.

I have an idea. Next time I play tether ball, I’m going to dress up as a cat. Those little rascals like to hit things that move. I believe the costume should make the game more fun. Let’s just hope a skydiver in a flying squirrel suit doesn’t land nearby. I might try to chase ’em.

The Wright Brothers? Never Heard Of Them

The Wright Brothers? Never Heard Of Them

It’s okay, you only need one hand to fly anyway. One hand to fly the plane, and you use the other one to pull chicks. It’s common knowledge.

From what I can see, it doesn’t seem like this fellow is wearing a parachute. I’m all for living on the edge, but I always took that expression figuratively. I suppose he’s not really that high up. If he landed just right, maybe they could harvest his organs. I’m not sure the form at the organ donor place has a check box for “glider pilot,” but there must be someone, somewhere who need a gently dropped kidney or something.

The International Fight With Slight Inclines Continues

The International Fight With Slight Inclines Continues

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Historically, young men have always had problems with hills. I’m not sure exactly what the problem is. A slight incline just makes them antsy. They keep trying to hurl themselves down them for one reason or another, and people keep trying to make videos out of it. It doesn’t really matter if the hill is covered with snow or pavement or grass or whatever. We’re heading down it as fast as we can manage.

No need to reinvent the wheel with incline videos, either. Gather up the young men and insert them in a van to get them all riled up. Play some brostep, or dubwop, or whatever, because they’re into that sort of thing. Then loose them on the countryside. Every once in a while flash a couple frames that show they’ve at least met a girl, and then boom: a Dolomites longboard video.

Then shortly afterward a blog post is made by some loser guy at a desk.