It’s absolutely staggering to think that my entire life has led up to this moment. I was born, raised, beaten, schooled, fed, and beaten again, all so I could eventually grow up and find this singular video. How extraordinary. I don’t know why I watched it. I don’t know why I feel compelled to write about it. I only know that I wasted fifteen seconds of my life on this drivel, so I’m going to make the best of it.