Hello ladies, I know you’re out there. No need to hide. I’ve seen you lurking on the blog, and I appreciate it. Even though it’s called the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys, I like to think that we can entertain anyone. Some of my readers aren’t Sociopatic Boys, they’re just Sociopathic, and that’s alright in my books.
At least he’s wearing pants. At least he’s not grunting and thrusting at the camera. At least he’s not doing a lot of thing. He seems to be doing a lot of hard work, which we can never approve of. Squatting is also a no-no. If it can’t be done in an afternoon while standing up it’s not worth doing. I know that limits your options, but it’s the only way to go. We’re all very busy people and we simply can’t be bothered with activities that require more than 5 minutes of work and a fifth of cheap scotch.
It’s absolutely staggering to think that my entire life has led up to this moment. I was born, raised, beaten, schooled, fed, and beaten again, all so I could eventually grow up and find this singular video. How extraordinary. I don’t know why I watched it. I don’t know why I feel compelled to write about it. I only know that I wasted fifteen seconds of my life on this drivel, so I’m going to make the best of it.