Who the heck brought Bartók back from the dead. Why couldn’t you bring back someone chill, like Debussy or Puccini? Enough of that Hungarian twaddle. If I wanted to have my head held underwater while being brutally bludgeoned, I’d go listen to some Dvorak; I don’t need it here.

I came here to party, and the party is a lie. There is no party here, only angry eastern Europeans and Russians. Now, I’m not disputing a Russian’s ability to party, I’m just saying that it’s not my sort of party. That’s a lot of party. Anyways, the Russian is not the issue here. The issue here, is that we have a surplus of atonal composers, and not nearly enough Ace Of Base. The world needs more Ace Of Base.