We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Pooper Scooper

We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Pooper Scooper

This video makes me very uncomfortable. All I can think about is what it would feel like to have 150 slobbering dogs all try to jump on me and eat my face off. Well, not really eat my face off, more like lick it off, but you get what I’m saying. That’s scary. It doesn’t matter how big and fluffy a dog is, it still wants to crush you with it’s love. When there’s that many of them you’re gonna get pulverized by their love.

If they were cats at least you’d just have 150 shin-high, slinky, furballs who all feel completely indifferent to you. They might all gang up and try to feast on your bone marrow, but I can’t really blame them — my bone marrow is delicious.

3 thoughts on “We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Pooper Scooper

  1. I don’t understand something on the internet. All of the internet dogs act silly, teach young pups how to walk down stairs, befriend unwanted children, etc.

    Mine? He brings in dead things and rolls in them.

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