Not one, not two, but three crashes in a 40 second period. You need to get out of bed pretty early in the morning to do that much damage. Your schedule would be pretty hectic. Get up in the morning and immediately go out and hurl yourself into traffic. Then after lunch crash at least one car into a tree or pedestrian. Then before you go to bed, make sure to set up spike strips all up and down your street. That’s how they get things done in the Eastern Bloc.

What this footage didn’t show was the twelve car pileup that eventually disabled the dashcam. Then they all drove off a cliff like lemmings, because it’s a lot safer than driving in Russia.