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Bro!
(Thanks to regular reader and regular guy Charles Schneider for sending that one along)
https://youtu.be/UYNDZ1iDq0k
One hand on the horn, one hand on the radio, and both feet on the accelerator. It’s the only way to drive.
What is luck? Beats me. The dictionary says luck is “success or failure apparently brought by chance rather than through one’s own actions.” If that’s the case, not too many of the people and animals in this video are truly lucky. There’s a lot of failure in the video, but we don’t even notice while watching the video. Someone or something escapes unscathed in every segment, and we focus on them entirely. …
Cars are tricky things. I’ve driven them from time to time. I find that they’re ornery beasts that cannot be trusted. If I ever see a car, I try to walk the other way and avoid it entirely. They don’t have it in for me or anything, they simply spook me. I haven’t been in any car crashes or had any traumatic experiences with cars that I can remember. I just have an inherent distrust for all types of automobiles. I think it all stems from the one time I tried to purchase a car.