[Warning: Some inaudible salty language]

Well, at least he’s outside. I mean, most people don’t even bother leaving their bathroom to fall down and hurt themselves. Take my brother for example: instead of doing a sick kick flip off some gnarly grinds after hanging ten on a sweet wave and crashing into the surf like a rad cool dude, he fell down in the shower, and I had to wrap him in the bathmat and take him to the ER.

So take this as a warning: injure yourself like a hip, cool, dude. Don’t be a granny.