Happy Thanksgiving From The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys. Mind Your Manners

Happy Thanksgiving From The Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys. Mind Your Manners


I don’t know why, but I have a hunch that Billy listens to Warren Zevon’s Excitable Boy on a loop. When he’s forty-three, he’s still going to be sitting at the kids table, and neither the kids nor the local gendarmerie are going to be too happy about that. If you invite him over, he’s going to eat the cheese ball like an apple. After Billy leaves, you count the spoons, and there are seven more than you started with.

Keep an eye on Billy.

Let’s All Enjoy Seeing The Rarest Of Things

Let’s All Enjoy Seeing The Rarest Of Things


What is the rarest of things, you ask? Well, an honest congressman is pretty rare. Rarer than Bigfoot, it’s true, but not the rarest thing. How about a polite toll booth operator in New Jersey? That’s pretty rare; but then again, who goes to New Jersey looking for polite conversation anywhere, never mind a toll booth. No, that’s not it, either. So, friendly pit bulls? Tall dwarves? Anorexic hippos? What, what is it, you ask.

It’s right there in the video. Someone that wants, needs, and deserves a real, good assbeating gets a real, good — literal –assbeating. It’s glorious.

Look, I Watched The Terminator. This Won’t Do

Look, I Watched The Terminator. This Won’t Do


Don’t get me wrong, we’re going to watch the hell out of this robot video, because hey; robots.

We love robots. We like it even better if the robot’s very human-ish looking, and plodding along. We like the Frankenstein pace for heightening the creepy pursuit factor. Sarah Connor runs, the metal beast walks, Sarah gets tired, or maybe sees a sign in a shop window that says: SHOE SALE, and stops to look in the window, and the metal man catches up.

But what it this foolishness? Tripping on a stick? This thing should already have lasers for eyes, and a flamethrower for a pecker, and plow through anything like that. I was gonna put in an order for a couple dozen of these bad boys, but what sort of evil overlord would I be with an army of robot killers that can’t deal with stepping on a Lego brick?

My bad. Nothing can survive stepping on a Lego brick. 

And The Worst Part Is That Russian Lakes Don’t Validate Your Parking Ticket

And The Worst Part Is That Russian Lakes Don’t Validate Your Parking Ticket


This video infers that this video is from Russia, but I have my doubts.

Now, I don’t want to be that guy.  You know that guy on the Intertunnel. First he writes “first” in the comments, and then he writes “Fake! Thats so fake lol.Your a looser if you don’t know that’s FAKE” He writes that, no matter the topic. Moon landings, the Holocaust, Pearl Harbor, the World Trade Towers, the efficacy of childhood immunizations and an all grapefruit diet — it doesn’t matter what you’ve got, it’s fake.

As I said, I’m not that guy. I’m fascinated with the ingenuity of our doughty slav salvors. They’re daring, and their method is ingenious. But I couldn’t help notice, while I was watching, that one of them appeared almost sober. Also, the lake isn’t frozen solid right to the bottom. Durn near subtropical. That can’t be Russia, can it?