What is the rarest of things, you ask? Well, an honest congressman is pretty rare. Rarer than Bigfoot, it’s true, but not the rarest thing. How about a polite toll booth operator in New Jersey? That’s pretty rare; but then again, who goes to New Jersey looking for polite conversation anywhere, never mind a toll booth. No, that’s not it, either. So, friendly pit bulls? Tall dwarves? Anorexic hippos? What, what is it, you ask.

It’s right there in the video. Someone that wants, needs, and deserves a real, good assbeating gets a real, good — literal –assbeating. It’s glorious.