The machines rose from the ashes of the nuclear fire. Their war to exterminate mankind had raged for decades, but the final battle would not be fought in the future. It would be fought here, in our present. Tonight — or not. Probably not
Ghost ride the whip and etc. Keep it real. I much prefer to keep it fake, but that’s just me. I never got wrapped up in the whole rap lingo thing. I can barely speak English, so I avoid learning new languages. I nonsensically mutter enough as it is. I’m not sure what I’d sound like when you combine it with the subtleties of gangsta rap.
Good day, gentlemen. Would you care to direct me to where da hood at? You see, it doesn’t sound right when I do it. I enunciate it all wrong. My attitude isn’t in the right place. I haven’t participated in enough drive-bys or robbed enough liquor stores to get the right feeling. I’ll never be da realest gangsta around.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=PZSiTUcV2Rg
If hockey was like this I think I’d watch more hockey — or any hockey at all, for that matter. I’m on a strict anti-sports diet at the moment. Whenever someone tries talks about sports or mentions a sport of any kind, I go into the bathroom and purge. I lost 15 pounds in a week, and I only had to go to the hospital twice!
I’m not too fond of my diet, so I tend to avoid people who talk about sports or participate in sports. Very often, if I see someone walking down the side of the road and they’re wearing a jersey of any kind I swerve to hit them. I don’t actually hit them; I much prefer giving them a little scare. At the last minute I’ll pull away, so the only thing that gets damaged is their pants from projectile crapping themselves.
I heard that Jerry Miculek can eat a bowl of nails without any milk. I heard he once killed Wolafman Jack with a trident, and then he hunted down and killed the banana splits with a machete. I heard he organized a merger between UNICEF and Smith & Wesson. It’s a little known fact that the Miculek family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. I heard he drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls, which is probably why Jerry Miculek is the only person Chuck Norris truly fears.