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Explosions Make For Excellent Educational Programming

June 21, 2015 aubuchon Comments 0 Comment

When I was a boy, I had to go to school for some reason. I’m not sure why I went, but everyone I knew seemed rather keen on the concept. I went along with it for a while, but I never got the hang of it. I couldn’t remember my locker combination, I never understood the concept of homework, and I had to eat school lunches. Whenever anybody tried to take my lunch money, I would bet them within an inch of their life, so I always had money for bad lunches. If I was smart I would have just given them the money.

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The Unibrow Holds In All Of His Awesome

June 20, 2015 aubuchon Comments 1 comment

Long-time honorary borderline sociopath, ElectroBoom, has done it again. He’s lived through another video. It’s a little known fact that ElectroBoom is the official electrician over here at the BSBFB headquarters. If you even use our bathroom, don’t use the sink. You’ll get a heck of a shock, and I really wouldn’t recommend it. Also, the light bulbs tend to explode a lot, but he’s cheap, cheerful, and he shows up on time. That’s all you should ever ask for from an electrician.

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Girls, What Are They Good For?

June 19, 2015 aubuchon Comments 0 Comment

Good God, ya’ll.

Personally, photography isn’t really my forte. I can never get the lighting down, my hands are shaky, and I can never steal a good camera. Even a disposable camera would be acceptable at this point, but I can’t even steal one of those anymore. Tourists aren’t as easy to pick on as they used to be. Now they all use their phones as cameras,which never leave their line of sight. You try stealing something that’s glued to someone’s hands. It’s not easy.

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Unclear On The Concept

June 18, 2015 aubuchon Comments 1 comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-lk8ESNT04

I can see by the look on their face that they’re Bosnian. It’s a very common problem they have. No, being Bosnian isn’t the issue here. I can see that they’re having some difficulties with their Frisbee. I too have struggled with Frisbee use, so I can understand their pain. I hope that they get the help they need.

It’s been so long since I was licensed to operate a Frisbee, that I too have forgotten hot to use it. Perhaps you fill it full of flaming gasoline and dump it into invading Soviet tanks? No wait — that’s not quite right.

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