You see, what we’re talkin’ about here is an organism that imitates other life-forms, and it imitates ’em perfectly. When this thing attacked our dogs it tried to digest them — absorb them, and in the process shape its own cells to imitate them.
Or it could just be winter in Western Maine. I can’t quite tell yet. Every time winter rolls around I feel like I’m staring in a remake of The Thing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHdPhkSSNQ
Now, I don’t like to argue with ads, but I feel like this one is a little inaccurate. The only way that fellow could possibly have docked his boat with such bravado is if he was completely blitzed. And I mean absolutely smashed. Completely derailed. I’m talking white-girl wasted. Boating can be dangerous if you’re sober, so why take the risk? Down whatever you can find and hit the seas. Now you won’t have to worry about the dangers of boating, and you can actually enjoy it instead of focusing on every minute detail.
While moose are indigenous to many parts of North America, I can say with absolute certainty that this video was at least inspired by Maine. There seems to be some mysterious mountains in the background, and everything is a bit out of focus, so I can’t say for sure where this video was taken. However, the Maine trademarks are splattered all over this video like Jack the Ripper had a really bad day at the office and decided to have a relaxing night out on the town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws_49pzL_QM
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