https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qHdPhkSSNQ

Now, I don’t like to argue with ads, but I feel like this one is a little inaccurate. The only way that fellow could possibly have docked his boat with such bravado is if he was completely blitzed. And I mean absolutely smashed. Completely derailed. I’m talking white-girl wasted. Boating can be dangerous if you’re sober, so why take the risk? Down whatever you can find and hit the seas. Now you won’t have to worry about the dangers of boating, and you can actually enjoy it instead of focusing on every minute detail.

Sit back, relax, and let the boat do all the hard work for you. You can barely stand up anyways, so why try? That’s how you’re supposed to sail; horizontally. They’re in Norway, so you need to be at least 18 months old to order a beer at a bar, so getting your hands on some booze shouldn’t be a problem. Arranging a booze cruise can be as easy as arranging a regular cruise, but with booze. After you commandeer some sucker’s boat, you’re already on your way to drunken hijinks on the high seas.