KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
Oh dear god, stop that. Stop that right this instant! No more of this, I beg of you. I can handle snakes, spiders, crocodiles, sharks, sea snakes, scorpions, tarantulas, and anything else that you crazy Ozzies can sling at me, but please, make this stop. If I found this in my house, I would burn my house to the ground with my family still inside. It wold be worth it to get rid of that monstrosity. It’s the only insect I know of that you can kill with a rifle. That’s not a good thing. When something is large enough to shoot, it’s large enough to haunt my nightmares forever.