We Are The Silly Name Preservation Society

We Are The Silly Name Preservation Society

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Ah yes, the rolling hills of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I can’t think of a more peaceful area. When I was commissioner of the Silly Name Preservation Society, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch was one of my favorite places to visit. When I wasn’t greeting dignitaries from Bangkok, Middelfart, and Crapstone, I would spend all of my time thinking about the soft pastures of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch .

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Gnarly Dude Takes It To The Max, Bro

Gnarly Dude Takes It To The Max, Bro

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Dude, first of all, that’s a gnarly setup you’ve got there bro. Don’t let me harsh your sweet vibes because I’m picking up a lot of good vibes, man. But, dude, don’t you think there are, like, safer ways to deliver pizzas? Seriously, dude, let your freak flag fly and everything, but one rock could nerf your whole operation. And I mean, take it down, man; all the way down.

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Go Pro — Be A Hero, But Please Don’t Sue

Go Pro — Be A Hero, But Please Don’t Sue

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I told him not to do it, but no one listens to me when I shout at my computer screen. Perhaps I’m missing the point of how the Intertunnel works, but that really doesn’t matter. I think that he really missed the point of how gravity works, and that’s much more important. At least I don’t ride my bike off a cliff because the intricacies of the magical Intertunnel escape me — I do that because I feel like it.

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Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

Time Is An Illusion. Lunchtime Doubly So.

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Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unassuming yellow sun. Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

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