Ah yes, the rolling hills of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I can’t think of a more peaceful area. When I was commissioner of the Silly Name Preservation Society, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch was one of my favorite places to visit. When I wasn’t greeting dignitaries from Bangkok, Middelfart, and Crapstone, I would spend all of my time thinking about the soft pastures of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch .

Although I am no longer a member of the Society for the Silly Name Preservation Society, I still spend much of my time looking for silly, words, names, and places. Pneumono­ultra­microscopic­silico­volcano­coniosis has become my new favorite disease, Rinderkennzeichnungs- und Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz is my new favorite German meat-labeling delegation, and Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu is my new favorite hill in New Zealand. The possibilities are endless, my friends.