I’m Escaping To The One Place That Hasn’t Been Corrupted By Capitalism — Space!

I’m Escaping To The One Place That Hasn’t Been Corrupted By Capitalism — Space!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hukFfIbyDzM

No, no, no, the background music is all wrong. You’re supposed to have O Fortuna playing in the background, or nothing at all. Jeesh, even the National Anthem of the USSR would have been acceptable. The organ really isn’t doing anything for me. There needs to be more shrieking and bellowing. Either that, or they need to go full 2001: A Space Odyssey. However, it’s recommended that you never go full 2001: A Space Odyssey.

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Hey, This Is A Private Jungle, Man

Hey, This Is A Private Jungle, Man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrBqgCNLOjA&feature=youtu.be

Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Kanokwan Nattapong. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Kanokwan Nattapong, he called himself Kanokwan Nattapong. Now, Kanokwan Nattapong — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.

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You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood, Tovarish

You Came To The Wrong Neighborhood, Tovarish

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https://youtu.be/U58ZmzmCnVY

Okie dokie, so that happened. Remind me to never cut someone off when I’m driving in Russia. Nothing good comes from it. Either they pull out a Tec-9 and spray down your car at the next red light, or a troupe of cartoon characters appears out of nowhere and whoops your ass. On second thought, driving in Russia at all seems like a bad idea.

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