https://youtu.be/U58ZmzmCnVY

Okie dokie, so that happened. Remind me to never cut someone off when I’m driving in Russia. Nothing good comes from it. Either they pull out a Tec-9 and spray down your car at the next red light, or a troupe of cartoon characters appears out of nowhere and whoops your ass. On second thought, driving in Russia at all seems like a bad idea.

If the roads are as dangerous as dash-cam footage has led us to believe, I can’t imagine what it would be like taking a bus. Instead of charging money they just draw plasma whenever you get on the bus, and then sell it on the black market. Now that I think of it, being in Russia at all seems like a bad idea. If you’re in Russia right now, stop it. That’s the only advice I can give.