Hello ladies, I know you’re out there. No need to hide. I’ve seen you lurking on the blog, and I appreciate it. Even though it’s called the Borderline Sociopathic Blog For Boys, I like to think that we can entertain anyone. Some of my readers aren’t Sociopatic Boys, they’re just Sociopathic, and that’s alright in my books.
[Warning: some salty language]
The British are a very peculiar people. From what I can tell, they cannot eat a meal unless it comes in pie-form. They have meat pies, fish pies, pie pies, and every other kind of pie you can imagine. The pies are almost always coated in a heavy sauce of some sort, which is another essential part of a British meal. I don’t know how it all tastes when mashed together, but it looks like it will sit like a brick in your lower intestines for the next three months.
My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of going off sweet jumps that I learned over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to do sweet jumps with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
(Warning: two instances of salty language)
This is almost as accurate as a real National Geographic documentary. However, I don’t think it can compete with the caliber of programming that we see on the Discovery channel and History channel every day. There were drugs involved, but no one mentioned Hitler, aliens, or the Illuminati.