This isn’t even disputable. I can safely say that this is the best music video ever made. It has everything. Music, animation, swans, yachts; what more could you need? This video has my nomination for best music video of 2016, and it’s not even 2016 yet.
(Warning: some salty language)
Way out west there was this fella… fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. The Dude, he called himself “The Dude”.
It’s never easy telling your friends and family that there’s something horribly wrong with you. I’ve had to do it several times, so you can trust me on this one. However, telling your parents is a lot worse than telling your friends. I got so nervous telling my Dad that I liked Soft Rock that I panicked and told him I was gay. It seemed a lot easier than telling him I liked John Mayer.
Farmers are a fickle lot. A while back I was driving to visit a friend who lived in the middle of East nowhere, and I saw a farmer standing out in the middle of a field. This usually isn’t something that would capture my attention, but it was getting late and he just seemed to be milling around in the middle of the field. I didn’t know what I make of it at first, so I pulled over to see if he was alright.