We Demand Rigidly Defined Areas Of Doubt And Uncertainty!
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.
Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Colin Furze. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Colin Furze, he called himself Colin Furze. Now, Colin Furze — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
I’ve been in the music business for a long time, and I know a hit when I hear one. I can tell you without a shadow of doubt in my mind, that this will be a hit. Packaged correctly, with some nice album art, and a few killer filler tracks to buff up the middle part of the record, this could sell upwards of 20 copies. I guarantee it.
I’d also recommend getting a bigger spear. If you’re feeling really adventurous, I’d advise getting out of the water entirely. Never getting near a large body of water again seems like a good option. Personally, I wouldn’t even bathe.