This video makes me feel old, and for all the wrong reasons. I haven’t seen a picture-a-day until-I-look-really-different video since I was at an age where it was still acceptable to poop myself and giggle inanely. Although, very little about me has changed since then. I still remember those days fondly. High school was a very good time for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KOhwnnQICg
My name is Max, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of going off sweet jumps that I learned over two seasons of jumping over the octagon. It’s called Max Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to do sweet jumps with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
I know that I’m way out of my element with this, but I don’t think boats are supposed to do that. Usually they stay on top of the water. Submarines are definitely an exception, but I don’t think an early 20th century steam-liner has any submarine-like capabilities. I’ve been wrong before, but I think that I’m pretty right in this case.
Dear god — it’s horrible. It’s hideous. It’s — vertical. We live in an age of rocket-cars and hover-boards, you people should know how to operate a cameraphone at this point. I’d write my congressman to complain about this, but his secretary told me that she’ll call the cops if I write him any more letters.