I’ve been in the music business for a long time, and I know a hit when I hear one. I can tell you without a shadow of doubt in my mind, that this will be a hit. Packaged correctly, with some nice album art, and a few killer filler tracks to buff up the middle part of the record, this could sell upwards of 20 copies. I guarantee it.
However, if you want your music to be universally loved for the foreseeable future, you need to whip out the big guns. I’m talking Otamatones: