Nice Web, Mr. Crack Spider

Nice Web, Mr. Crack Spider

(Warning: two instances of salty language)

This is almost as accurate as a real National Geographic documentary. However, I don’t think it can compete with the caliber of programming that we see on the Discovery channel and History channel every day. There were drugs involved, but no one mentioned Hitler, aliens, or the Illuminati.

I guess they sort of make up for it by putting a spider in a tiny car. That’s almost as cool as having a 3-hour-long program about how aliens built the pyramids, followed by a 29-minute segment about how the Pyramids were built by the people of Atlantis, followed by a 5-hour-infomercial about the therapeutic effects of tonic water. Now that’s what I call quality television.

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