The Name’s Bond — James Bond

The Name’s Bond — James Bond

The James Bond film name is a bizarre thing. It’s as reliable in form as it is unreliable in content. A new bond film comes out every few years like clockwork. The James Bond film franchise is older and more structurally sound than most sub-Saharan African countries, and yet everyone is surprised when a new one is announced. If there’s one certainty in life, it’s that someone, somewhere, is going to make another Bond movie.

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Who’s Up For A Bit Of Drink And Fight?

Who’s Up For A Bit Of Drink And Fight?

A very reliable source told me that they’re speaking English. I’m sure they’d bash your head in for even mentioning the English in their presence, but I still can’t verify my source’s claims that any part of the English language was used in the making of this video. I can tell you with some confidence that they are indeed speaking, breathing, and responding to outside stimuli. Everything else is up for debate.

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Introducing: The Amazing Rube Slowberg Machine

Introducing: The Amazing Rube Slowberg Machine

 

I’m not sure what I was expecting. When you call something a Rube Slowberg machine, you’ve entered a world of new expectations. Exactly how slow will it be? Will I be alive by the time it finishes? Will any of my grandchildren live to see how it actually ends? Will the inevitable heat-death of the universe interfere with the Rube Slowberg machine, or is that part of it?

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