The James Bond film name is a bizarre thing. It’s as reliable in form as it is unreliable in content. A new bond film comes out every few years like clockwork. The James Bond film franchise is older and more structurally sound than most sub-Saharan African countries, and yet everyone is surprised when a new one is announced. If there’s one certainty in life, it’s that someone, somewhere, is going to make another Bond movie.
A very reliable source told me that they’re speaking English. I’m sure they’d bash your head in for even mentioning the English in their presence, but I still can’t verify my source’s claims that any part of the English language was used in the making of this video. I can tell you with some confidence that they are indeed speaking, breathing, and responding to outside stimuli. Everything else is up for debate.
I’m not sure what I was expecting. When you call something a Rube Slowberg machine, you’ve entered a world of new expectations. Exactly how slow will it be? Will I be alive by the time it finishes? Will any of my grandchildren live to see how it actually ends? Will the inevitable heat-death of the universe interfere with the Rube Slowberg machine, or is that part of it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJFeQ9t04lg
I liked how the crane slowly chased down the mountainside after the Caterpillar already hit the bottom. At least it can’t run away anymore. Hopefully the crane will be enough to lift the Caterpillar out of whatever ditch it’s wound up in.