My name is Rex, and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I learned over two seasons of fighting in the octagon. It’s called Rex Kwon Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man.
Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Darrell Reid. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Darrell Reid, he called himself Darrell Reid. Now, Darrell Reid — he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
When I was a kid I always wanted to be a scientist, but I kept drinking all the contents of whatever we were working on in lab class. Apparently that makes it much more difficult to be a scientist. It also makes it much more difficult to breathe and see properly, but I didn’t find that out until I had time to digest everything.
I heard that they’ll be logging into a Windows Vista computer in the next Mission Possible movie. It’ll be super intense. After they boot it up, they’ll have to choose whether they want to login as the admin or if they want to make a guest account. Things get a bit hairy when they can’t remember the password to the admin account, and they need to boot up the computer in safe mode.