It’s better than harsh drone, it’s better than Tibetan throat-sludge, it’s even better than dad-rock. It’s an essential genre for any music fan It’s almost as good as post-avant jazzcore and dream funk. In short, faucet-core is the best thing to happen to music since Schoenberg stopped making music.
I met a Finn once, it was an extremely traumatic experience. He was laying in the snow, completely naked, while drinking Akvavit straight from the bottle, and singing the Finnish national anthem. He could have just been a very confused Swede, but I decided to give him a wide berth regardless of his true nationality. Finns are like constantly inebriated Polar bears. You should avoid them at all costs, especially if you’re a Russki.
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.
That was the most 80s thing I’ve seen all day, and I just finished watching every season of Miami Vice in chronological order while combing my mullet and listening to my favorite Spandau Ballet record on repeat.