That was the most 80s thing I’ve seen all day, and I just finished watching every season of Miami Vice in chronological order while combing my mullet and listening to my favorite Spandau Ballet record on repeat.

I don’t think you can get any more 80s without reelecting Reagan to run for a 3rd term. You’d have to reanimate his corpse, but that shouldn’t be a problem. Presidential candidates look like walking corpses anyways. At least zombie Reagan has very clear intentions from the start — he’s only after your brains.