It’s better than harsh drone, it’s better than Tibetan throat-sludge, it’s even better than dad-rock. It’s an essential genre for any music fan It’s almost as good as post-avant jazzcore and dream funk. In short, faucet-core is the best thing to happen to music since Schoenberg stopped making music.

Some might say that this is just a derivative version of refrigerator-core, but I would have to disagree. Performing along with the hum of your refrigerator is all well and good, but this uses a faucet. This is as different as different can be. The refrigerator and the faucet aren’t even in the same musical family. The refrigerator is much less gentile and sophisticated than the faucet. The refrigerator should be resigned to the same hellish plane as trombones, country musicians, and expressionists. The faucet is here to stay.