A very reliable source told me that they’re speaking English. I’m sure they’d bash your head in for even mentioning the English in their presence, but I still can’t verify my source’s claims that any part of the English language was used in the making of this video. I can tell you with some confidence that they are indeed speaking, breathing, and responding to outside stimuli. Everything else is up for debate.

I’m not sure why the fellow in the middle is holding a sheep. He probably explains at some point, but I was too busy trying to dissect the slurred subtleties of the previous four sentences to catch anything he was saying. Then again, being that they’re Irish, I can probably guess what they’re talking about. It probably has something to do with the English being a bunch of bastards.