Way out East there was this fella — fella I wanna tell ya about. Fella by the name of Xavi Lozano. At least that was the handle his loving parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. Xavi Lozano, he called himself Xavi Lozano. Now, Xavi Lozano— he didn’t make a whole lot of sense. And a lot about where he lived, likewise.
They don’t make women like that anymore. They can sit there and smile, stand around and smile at the camera, and even point at things. What a time to be alive.
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLiirvlPVx0
This is the most metal thing I’ve seen all day, and I spent most of today staring at a sheet of corrugated aluminum. I think they’ll need to invent a new genre of metal to contain this dude’s awesomeness. After this guy hits it big, they’ll dedicate a whole new section of the periodic table of elements to his brand new, radical metal vibes.