Light, easy to handle, and effective, the Colt model 1911 is the right hand of the Allied fighting forces — except for the Russkies and the Limeys. They use whatever garbage they can get their grubby little mitts on. They can’t handle the power of a man’s gun. Going into battle with any pistol other than the Colt Model 1911 is certain death. You might as well charge the enemy with a spray bottle full of gasoline and a lighter.
My name is Yuja Wang and if you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of destroying the piano that I developed over two seasons of rocking out in my Mom’s basement. It’s called Yuja Wang Do! After one week with me in my eight-week program, you’ll be prepared to play literally anything with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a Chinese woman.
There’s no earthly way of knowing, which direction we are going. There’s no knowing where we’re rowing, or which way the river’s flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a–blowing?
Look, if you had, one shot
Or one spaghetti, to seize every spaghetti you ever wanted
In one moment
Would you capture it, or just let it slip?