https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLiirvlPVx0

This is the most metal thing I’ve seen all day, and I spent most of today staring at a sheet of corrugated aluminum. I think they’ll need to invent a new genre of metal to contain this dude’s awesomeness. After this guy hits it big, they’ll dedicate a whole new section of the periodic table of elements to his brand new, radical metal vibes.

I’m pretty sure skater metal is already a thing, so we need to think of something else. How about Riff and Ride? Or maybe Shreddy Metal — because you can shred while you shred.

(Many thanks to our dear friend Charles Schneider for sending this video our way)