The Police Have Radios? Who Knew?

The Police Have Radios? Who Knew?

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I come not to praise stolen Mustang man, but to bury him. The police say he was not an honorable man. But let’s give him his props. Creep can roll.

The cops are fighting with one hand tied behind their back, of course. They’re driving Medicare sleds. They have big engines and all, but they’re freighters. A Ford Mustang is hardly a Ferrari, but it’s got some giddyup. The Crown Vics probably have the same engine as our favorite perp, but the car probably weighs a ton more, plus Officer Manatee and two dozen donuts usually weighs a fair bit.

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Oddly Satisfying

Oddly Satisfying

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No, the music is not oddly satisfying. The video is, however. That doesn’t reflect well on my personality. I like watching showboaters wiping out.

It’s probably because I can’t waterski barefoot. What’s worse, I know how to waterski. Knowing how to waterski just makes it possible for me to understand how hard it is to waterski without waterskis. There’s no hope that if I try hard enough, I could waterski barefoot, too.

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There Can Be Only One

There Can Be Only One

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The ancient scrolls tell of a Chosen One. Only he can vanquish evil and restore balance to the universe. His power is infinite, and understood, but not explicit. The mob, the great oceans of men, don’t know his name, though it is written in the runes for all to see. But they sense the force in him, the life force, that binds all and everything into one unit for good.

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Scritti Politi

Scritti Politi

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Two loose cannons. Doing it their way. They go outside the law to enforce the law. Thor help a suspect they get their manicured hands on. There’s no good cop, bad cop routine for these guys. There’s bad cop, and you don’t wanna know how much worse cop. These guys roam the mean streets of Kyrkjebyrkjeland, or Tissvassklumptjønnin, or Sædingsdragdrenken, or some other urban Nordic wasteland where crime not only pays, but pays by direct deposit.

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